Flat-Foot Drill
Larnin' how fe mek right tu'n:
"'Tention ! keep you' ban's dem still,
Can't you tek in dat a li'l ?
Hearin' all, but larnin' none.
"But seems unno all do'n-ca',
Won't mek up you' min' fe larn;
Drill-instructor boun' fe swea',
Dealin' wid you' class all day,
Neber see such from A barn.
" Eight tu'n, you damn' bungo brut' !
Do it so, you mountain man;
Car' behin' de bluff lef’ foot,
Seems i' frighten fe de boot !
Why you won't keep do'n you' han' ?
" Shet you' mout' ! A wan' no chat !
Fabour say you pick up nong,
Sence you nyamin' Depot fat
An' 'top sleep 'pon so-so mat,
But A mean fe pull you' tongue.
"Wonder when unno wi' fit
Fe move up in-a fus' squad,
Use carbine an' bayonet !
Wait dough, -- unno wi' larn yet, --
Me wi' drill you ti' you mad."